Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Farms Harvested:	981	Mines Excavated:	3927
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	71

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	109	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Animals Bred:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8768	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	8308
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchantments Applied:	167
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Votes:	5803
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6488
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	7581	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net