Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Votes:	5888	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	66
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Crops Grown:	7339

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Farms Harvested:	292
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Towns Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Items Found:	2452	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Emeralds Found:	4824	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	745

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	170
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	8518	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	60
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Divine Spears Created:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	876

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5719
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Votes:	9818

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com