Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Votes:	9140
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Potions Brewed:	77
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ores Mined:	1414
Potions Brewed:	104	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9119	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5728

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
New Chunks Explored:	352789	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3386

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1731	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Emeralds Found:	2739	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it