Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	937539
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Divine Spears Created:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Votes:	7773	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	293	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	7433
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	416	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1188
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Gods Slained:	0
Votes:	529	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ores Mined:	9544
Zombie Dances:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	515625	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Emeralds Found:	3041	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Farms Harvested:	809
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop