Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9533	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6276	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Runes Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crops Grown:	8085	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Buildings Constructed:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6685
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3649
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mines Excavated:	4479	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ores Mined:	3355
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Items Found:	4103	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Towns Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Star Shards Collected:	126
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com