Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4022
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	6005
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	188	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	1051
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4487	Farms Harvested:	238
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

game-uk-02.mtxserv.com:27030

Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	902614	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

play.frontier-mc.com

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

mc.cubitoland.com

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Potions Brewed:	155	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

play.renteraonline.com

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8416
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1360
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

play.mine-smp.me

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Play.EtherealCraft.net

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	474659	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Divine Spears Created:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8514

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

minecraft.medievalcraft.de

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

15.235.112.4:25567

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

66.59.209.11:25566

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

play.ageofelysian.com:25577