Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	215193	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Crops Grown:	1293	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	171
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8708	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9691
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	246
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Farms Harvested:	157
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Votes:	9811

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5659	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Votes:	2891	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crops Grown:	6055	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz