Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3747	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

EnderShroom

Parkour, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ores Mined:	9317	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

We have survival, ender parkour ( with nether and futuristic) where you use ender pearls. Try out are kit PvP and mob arena!

104.37.29.22

LandoftheWild

Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9510
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2502	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	252

Welcome to Land of the Wild!!

We our Semi-Vanilla survival server

difficulty is hard and just added few plugins to enhance your gameplay. We use emeralds as our currency. And the main goal of this server is to defeat the enderDragon which will drop two villager egg. With that Start your own town with custom trade. You can modify your villager to start your own town with trade shop.

Come solo or with your friends dont matter. Just know that its difficulty is pretty high so expect some challenges

Hope to see you in the game 🙂

23.95.34.140

MineChat Official Server

Creative

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ores Mined:	1807
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Official MineChat server! Join and meet the MineChat team. You can also get help with MineChat or just to hang out an play in creative mode.

minechat.town

BrothercraftSMP

PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Villages Defended:	20	Emeralds Found:	9078
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Family friendly survival server for everyone! Includes MCMMO, LWC, and custom features such as LootCrates and Supply Drops! Wed love to have you as part of our epic community. Join today! 😀

mcbc.eu

WinCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

WinCraft You want to know what we have to offer! 1) An awesome real-life spawn map in a medieval style. 2) A good real-life money system with jobs. 3) A plot world. 4) At the spawn there are user shops that are like market stalls. 5) The Skyblock “Flying Island” plugin is also included. 6) You can also drive cars at spawn with “/auto”. 7) A farm world where you can build and farm. 8) An expensive admin shop that you buy things from the users. 9) There will also be some minigames/PvP. 10) The last and most important thing is a nice and cool server team!! These are the best 10 reasons to give you WinCraft.de Minecraft IP: WinCraft.de / Version: 1.7-1.8

play.wincraft.de

Lightning-Craft

Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Lightning-Craft is a new server where you can make your own worlds and choose which plugins to use for it! Get on and invite your friends to start having fun!

lightning-craft.com

MOO-Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

MOO-CRAFT centres around pvp and legit survival. We have a simple spawn that allows people to easily get to the pvp quickly. We have no borders so you can travel as far out as you want to ensure your base is safe from being raided. No factions either, so raiding is just like vanilla Minecraft raiding. At 9:30PM (UK time) we host a mine refill, allowing players to obtain diamonds, emeralds, and other minerals from the public mine located at spawn.

Shorter-Description:

•Vanilla Minecraft •PvP •Raiding •No Borders, 3 Sethomes and TPA •Heads Plugin

moocraftpvp.beastmc.com

The Crafty Creeper – Anti Grief/Economy

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

The CraftyCreeper was originally known as Stargate-MV. This server is friendly for all ages – and has many features great for new players! We have a simple land protection system and we employ moderation tactics such as swear filters to keep the chat friendly.

We have a KitPVP server alongside our Survival, Minigames and Creative servers which makes PVPing fair. We currently have a wide variety of games on our MiniGames server including SurvivalGames.

Visit us at http://www.craftycreeper.com

play.craftycreeper.com

Resortcraft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Villages Defended:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	100883	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Resortcraft – Welcome to the family. The Resortcraft Server Network offers a family friendly gameplay experience featuring a broad range of different game modes including Creative/Roleplay, Minigames and ThemeParks. With all of our loving cast members and some help from custom coded plugins, we can proudly say that we offer the SAFEST experience on minecraft. Join today at: hub.resortcraft.net Hub: /join Hub Creative/Roleplay: /join Creative Minigames: /join Arcade (The mini game servers can be accessed from here). Theme Parks and Attractions (such as our unique Dungeons Experience): /join Main (Please note: This server is on 1.7 only). We hope to see you soon!

hub.resortcraft.net

Owl Academy

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Owl Academy is a brand new server (opened on 9th January 2015), with a brand new world called Nocturne. In this world you can use magical powers, easy to make land protection, and an economy and shop system to enjoy Minecraft survival in a wonderful way.

The server is designed to have a friendly community to go with it – this is somewhere you can make friends! There’s no PVP except friendly duels in the arena, and there’s absolutely no griefing!

mc.owl.academy

OrganicNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Items Found:	1029	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	691	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome Friends to OrganicPvP,

We are a very friendly server welcoming you to our community! We have great game types,custom plugins,staff member and builds!

If you don’t join our server you will be missing out MASSIVELY Join while you can on Play.organicpvp.net

We look forward to seeing you soon! good luck people

Our servers:

Factions

Play.organicpvp.net

SORB Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

We are a Survival Pixelmon server meaning that you can catch pokemon as well as engage in your usual minecraft survival. We seek to provide what other servers fail to do: a fun pixelmon experience, approachable staff members who will help you when you need and a friendly community.

pixelmon.sorbmc.com:20789

B-Zone Minecraft Server

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1489	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Hello everybody, Are you in searching of a Survival RPG Minecraft server, SkyBlocks, Mini-Games or Survival Games server with no lag, a serious and mature staff? The solution is B-Zone Minecraft Survival RPG Server! We are the biggest community in Romania! We have a lot of fun and event. We have a large number of plugins installend on the server like MCMOO, Business, Factions, etc. This is a PVP server with a very attractive PVP arena. RPG is introduced by mcMMO, Jobs and Factions, it helps you to interact with other players and make new friends to enjoy the best server together.

mc.b-zone.ro

Elementum

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Server IP: elementum.me Elementum is a one of a kind bending server that offers a friendly community, welcoming all to join. There are countless of fun activities to try out here at Elementum

Bending – Kingdoms – Mob Arena – Tournaments – Quests – McMMO – Creative – Slime Fun – SkyWars

Join our website to interact with our community http://www.elementum.me/

elementum.me

Gorillaz Craft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

We are a server of mature players who enjoy playing survival Minecraft with no PvP and no griefing. We run only few plugins, one of which being Logblock to roll back griefing. Regular players get 3 /sethomes to navigate between builds.

We run 24/7, hosted in the USA. We use BuyCraft for donations, donations will be used to upgrade server specifications.

Head Staff:

Owner: Gorillaz3030 HeadAdmin: rocketpig3

Currently we are not looking for staff.

104.219.1.85