Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	151
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

FactionWars

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	78	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Villages Defended:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Farms Harvested:	907	Dragon Eggs Found:	8677

178.32.247.197

exigo orbis

Parkour, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Farms Harvested:	962
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

This is a family run, international community based server for everyone of every age and experience level. We are an ordered world, our players and their communities are our priority. We have various themed cities to explore, communities to join and various Arena’s and parkours. We have a HUGE Aqua Park and Metro system, we are a young server and still growing,. We are looking for settlers, explorers, builders and tech heads to join us. You can use our web address www.exigoorbis.com as the IP address. Also check out our FACEBOOK page ExIgo Orbis 😃 contact [email protected] with any questions.

146.185.156.114

WhitePvP.4minecraft.de

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	339099
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Hello folks We finally have a Bukkit server ready. With us you can currently play Skywars, Bedwars, 1vs1 and so on. We hope you have a lot of fun and GL ;D

We are very grateful for small donations because then we can increase our RAM because it is still lagging a little. Or if you buy VIP now you will help us and you will have small features 🙂

46.228.206.85

BrightCraft Pixelmon

Pixelmon

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40
Enchantments Applied:	150	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to BrightCraft! We want to provide the best possibly Pixelmon experience.

Join today! @ IP:178.32.249.237:25565

178.32.249.237

NeptuneCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

We have Pets, LootCrates, Portals, Custom Enchants, Great Staff, Factions, Shops, Voting, Pvp-Arena, And much more

Ps. We are looking for some staff 😛

mc.neptune-craft.com

Pixeldice

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Pixelmon egg vote rewards Ranks Economy Gyms Elite Four Wonder Trade EVs/IVs CHAIRS!! Custom built spawn and random buildings Protected PokeCenters Timed PokeLoot Insane Pixelmon spawn rates! Unlimited slots!

104.238.145.103:10080

KeraZhan

Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

KeraZhan is a modded server with a staff of 3 different nationalities :p And there are 3 of us on the staff at the moment.. Natix35, the configurator BigDoggy2, The Architect and Administrator francoKo51, Ideas, Event, Shop, And mods. Our server is called KeraZhan, it has 25 Mods (And the launcher 31) (You can download it here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/wv2mk94pnsnnqid/KeraZhan.exe?dl=1) So Our server has mini-games, Mods, plugins of course, Lots of maps, PvP/Faction (only activated in 2 worlds) Quests, Dungeons, a bank,… We are very friendly, we don’t eat anyone and we are always there to listen to you and help you :p Let’s talk, go look at the images on the server 😀

sandbox09.mtxserv.fr:27040

FTB Infinity Evolved and Technomancy

FTB, Roleplay

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4476
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Votes:	5759	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

FTB Infinity Evolved – Hard Mode + Technomancy mod Install FTB Infinity evolved and then manually install Technomancy mod to join.

145.239.6.48

Blue Water Craft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Small survival server, dedicated space on my dedicated server for this, friendly people. Community and economy focused. Any questions contact me at [email protected]

bluewatercode.com

EstiNet

Creative, Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Items Found:	4124
Potions Brewed:	192	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

EstiNet – Different through thought. https://estinet.net/ _________________________________ EstiNet is a community Minecraft server network.

Welcome to the original home of the ProtectionStones plugin.

We are a simple, reliable (running for 6+ years) survival (plus creative/skyblock/etc) server looking for new players who want to join a welcoming community!

Hope to see you there!

estinet.net

Stillcraft.pl

Creative, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Votes:	8025
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to the Stillcraft.pl servers Freebuild, creative, skyblock, SurvGames, MCPE Many events and attractions! Don’t wait and play now!

mc.stillcraft.pl

MineDogs

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

167.114.1.210:25576

Jaggy Survival

Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Farms Harvested:	249	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129

Awesome and friendly survival factions server with mcmmo and more! Join the fun today and survive alone or with friends!

jaggy.org

Waffle Outpost

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Waffle Outpost! we are a new server that offers, Awesome FACTIONS, Great PVP, Wonderful SURVIVAL, =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= We Need Staff! And Players! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

158.69.172.68

Free Build Server

Creative

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Its not really private but you can build and do what ever you want! Except Griefing. We do not tolerate Grefing. Rules : [1]Do Not Grief [2]Be nice. [3]Have Fun!

162.244.167.40