Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Buildings Constructed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

VarfamGrief – Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Grief

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3821	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2518
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Server VarfamGrief – Anarchy – anarchy, freebie – /hack. IP address – mc.varfamgrief.online

mc.varfamgrief.online

Ivycraft

Balanced Economy, challenge, Crates, Friendly, Fun, Skyblock

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5276	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to IvyCraft! We are a new 1.18.2 server dedicated to maximizing the player experience. Currently, our only gamemode is Skyblock, but we are actively working to release new realms! Our Skyblock gamemode is equipped with the following:

– PvP and Envoys/KoTH events

– Mob arenas

– Competitive gameplay with BuyCraft payouts

– Custom modelled items

– McMMO

– Active in-game and Discord community

– Island upgrades and quests

– In-game currency equal to USD to allow for F2P gameplay

– Ranks and cosmetics

Above all else, we strive to maintain a safe and unique server where everyone feels welcome. We have a very laid-back atmosphere but we will not tolerate any hate! Check out IvyCraft for fun and friendly gameplay!

ivycraft.minecraft.best

MetroCraft 1.1.5 Minecraft server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

The owner of the “MetroCraft 1.1.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

nova.24serv.pro:12059

DualArrowMC

Creative, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	471	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Currently 4 servers. Choose the crate server as thats the one more likely to stay for a while. The survival server is still a work in progress. There is an extensive map (BlueMap and DynMap) available. They can be found on the home page of our wiki at https://mc.dualarrow.com There is now also a 1.18 Survival server and a 1.17 SkyBlock server. All are accessable with a 1.17 or 1.18 client

mc.dualarrow.com

Beautiful World

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Runes Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

This is a classic smp! Rules -do not destroy world(play normally) -do not steal people’s stuff and destroy other peoples building(if some people steal ur stuff u can join discord and report to the server owner)

Pls being good in this server!(If u try to break the rules,u will banned by the server host):)

Caution:the server will close if there are no people online.(u can join discord and inform me to open the server there(Don’t inform me at sleeping time,TQ! :))

Peace! 🙂

8eautifulW0r1d.aternos.me

Pixel network

Factions, Hub, Multiplayer Survival, Skyblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7900	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Towns Built:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Pixel Network was launched in 2015 as Minecraft Turkey’s first Overpowered (OP) server and brought this game genre to great popularity. Now it is before the players again in 2021, in its new form and to break new ground!

Server Address: play.pixelnw.netServer Version: 1.8.x – 1.19.xRegistration Address: https://pixelnw.net/kayit-olStore: https://pixelnw.net/magaza

play.pixelnw.net

🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

— Free donation per time

— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

— More than 20 types of transport

— More than 15 types of weapons

–Star Trek items with kill counters!

— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

— Competitions and clan tops

— No wipes

— No cheaters

— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

Still not sure if you should come in? Okay, now we’ll tell you something else, just to no one, okay?

The “/code boom” command gives you an awesome gift… you’ll definitely like it!

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mr2.DynamiteMc.ru

A #Fortnite Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Comfy Vanilla Survival with blocky autism for nerds. Grills not accepted.

Dynamic Map: http://simplexservers.duckdns.org:8123

simplexservers.duckdns.org

Trexs SMP

Economy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Animals Bred:	137	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	672
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

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poptart.apexmc.co

Twin realms

Pve Survival, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchantments Applied:	250	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

play.twinrealms.net

⚡Cosmoplex⚡ [1.16.2] 🍒Plasmo Voice + Emotecraft🍒 Minecraft server

Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	6211
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

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➥ Has its own launcher with pre-installed mods.

✅ Plasmo Voice v2 1.19.4-1.20.1 (Music from player/disc burn)

✅ Simple Voice Chat 1.16.5-1.20.1 (Voice chat for older versions)

✅ Slimefun (More than 700+ new items and a bunch of crafts – /sf guide)

✅ ItemsAdder (Large number of tools and furniture – /ia)

✅ Nova (Sawmills, jetpacks, pipes – /nova items)

⭐ Towny – private your territories by chunks. To maintain the city you need to pay a daily tax.

⭐ Currency falls out of trees and when digging in a mine (Can be spent on /shop, /ah, your private)

✨ There is no imbalanced donation✨

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siex.cosmoplex.ru

Kedu Craft

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Check out server updates and more at https://discord.gg/sRNPMDMFsc

Join the Kedu Craft server! Play with ChestShop, Warps, and More Plugins. Connect with new friends and take part in our wonderful and fun community!

kedu_craft.aternos.me:55192

Broken World Roleplay

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Buildings Constructed:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

In the wake of undead hordes bringing about the collapse of their homelands, two factions set themselves adrift upon the waves unbeknownst to one another. They discovered a strange new land in the mists, where they seek to reestablish their societies. The continent of Nebelloren.

This is a role-playing server. Members of our community work together to form characters and tell immersive stories.

How To Join:

Join our Discord[https://discord.com/invite/F2ugDHf] server, via in the join tab of our website. Information on each of the races can be found there as well!

Read our Rules

Fill in our short application

Get Whitelisted and Play!

brokenworldrp.com

Akuasmp

Economy, PvE, Quests, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

AkuaSMP

Our server is a god-based SMP that features all kinds of excellence. We try our best to thrive based on our community and always keep on top of suggestions / requests that are asked. We are a heavy community based server that focus on attempting to make your experience here the best it can be, Our staff are extremely active in discord and will answer any questions you may have. As well as custom plugins and a custom discord bot for you guys to enjoy and use. Our server is a high quality SMP server with quests, jobs, tags and a whole lot more to figure out. Our economy is an attempt at a player based economy mixed with a sell-only shop.

We also offer bedrock + java players to join!

Considering joining us today on our amazing journey!!!

play.akuasmp.me

SweetRise – vulture ..-.. Minecraft server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Towns Built:	1

The owner of the server “SweetRise – vulture ..-..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.griefrise.space