Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension Hops: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Ores Mined: 1399 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Animals Bred: 117 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 734

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9619 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Star Shards Collected: 180
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchantments Applied: 215
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Animals Bred: 24 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 123 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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