OmriNet: A Minecraft network offering a unique survival experience. More exciting features coming soon! Join us for fresh, engaging gameplay. Discover OmriNet today.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 69 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1876 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
**Join Our New SMP!**
**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 5636 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 426 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.
So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
