Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

MaMinecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

MaMinecraft (aka MaMine) started a new world with1.7, like so many others, and we’re looking for some new faces. MaMinecraft is a small, social server focused on it’s community and having fun. We are a Bukkit server, and our plugins are themed towards quality-of-life improvements (warps, homes, tps]and protection [block logging, region protection, box locking] rather than changing the way the game works. We also have an economy with a community-driven sign shop.

192.210.236.174:25665

Avalon Server

Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Players Killed by Monsters:	6179	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	85	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Survival server running spigot and mcmmo

198.154.102.130

Nova Verse

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to Nova Verse: a “butterscotch” server – we do our best to create a vanilla Minecraft experience while providing protection from griefing as well as a trade-based economy and mini-games like Skywars, Spleef and Paintball! Free fall and PVP arenas! Members will receive a shop, protection gem and basic tools to get them started. Donators can purchase rank upgrades and lots of other goodies. Come play Spleef and 4 player Skywars. Join a town or build on your own. Experience our active, friendly community with helpful moderators!

37.59.192.214

The AntVenom Server Network

Mini Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to the official AntVenom Server Network! This server has all custom mini games so it’s great. We are still on PRE-ALPHA so if you see any bugs, please report it at www.antvenom.com! Thanks for reading, and enjoy AntVenom Server Network! Subscribe to the Ant Farm: http://bit.ly/AntVenomSubscribe Server IP: mc.antvenom.com McProHosting Server Deal: http://mcprohosting.com

mc.antvenom.com

NamelessCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Come join a great 17 and up minecraft community that has been around for quite some time we are currently looking for new people, who want to play on the server and have fun and talk with others. Namelesscraft has a wide variety of people from all over the world we welcome all types of people. More people brings… well more people it’s sort of like the saying if you build it they will come but in this case if you play it others are here to play with you. Why join Namelesscraft? Well for starters it isn’t a server that was just thrown up last night, it has been around for a long time, and we would like to keep it around for a lot longer. The server is up 24/7 so you never have to worry about not being able to play! How do you join Namelesscraft? That’s easy all you have to do is fill out an application on our forum it takes maybe 10 minutes not even and the admins will get back to you as quickly as possible. Make sure to read the rules and fill out an application at https://namelesscraft.net/forums/ No Griefing! This is a grief free server, Griefers are banned as quickly as they are found out and your stuff will be rolled back to the way it was before! We take pride in having a clean, fun, and friendly server for all to play on. Events?!? Yes we like to do events when we have enough people, come join the community suggests some events for either the admins or yourself to host, all suggestions are welcome! Friendly Staff! Don’t be afraid to ask any question if you need any help, our admins will be more than willing to help you out if they are available. Discord! Discord is available to all members of the server/community, join the community come pop in and say hi.

play.namelesscraft.net

DonorCraft

Factions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Items Found:	2224
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

This is DonorCraft a server with Factions for now and much more to come.

donorcraft.com

Diamond Shaft Factions

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

We are a growing community looking to expand our Survival server. This server is more focused on Survival and players interacting with each other than a hardcore PvP server. Players will not lose their items when they die and PvP is not allowed unless both players agree.

play.diamondshaft.com:2787

WorldsofMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Our environment is running 1.8. We have claims for those wanting to build, factions for those wanting to team up and new features coming soon. There is a great core group of helpful players. If you would like to have a great Minecraft game please consider joining our amazing community of Minecraft players at Worlds of MC.

play.WorldsofMC.com

ThunderUK

Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Farms Harvested:	316
Animals Bred:	87	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6444	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Welcome to Thunder-UK! We, as a wonderous and helpful community, have developed an amazing server including: Survival, Creative, Survival Games, and SkyBlock! And if you think thats not enough, we also run 24/7 with the newest 1.7 generated world! Our Staff team are always here to help, so come on down to mc.thunder-uk.co.uk and have an amazing time. Thunder-uk: Enjoy your flight with us 🙂

mc.thunder-uk.co.uk

LordsNetwork

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2968	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Lords Network is a new Factions/PVP/Raiding/Survival server (October 2013) located in the United States. Lords supports cutthroat type style of play.

Features: •Friendly Community! •24/7 Uptime •Mob Arena •McMMO •Website/Forums •PvP & Raiding is allowed! (Protect your stuff accordingly!) •Voting gets you money & XP •Player/Mobs Head Drops •Anti-Cheat Protection •Adult mature admins who enjoy helping others

lordsnetwork.com

The Third Realm

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	8974	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

The Third Realm is intent on staying as vanilla as possible, yet allowing players to form groups and communities. The spawn is minimal as it is felt that players should be the ones who define the world, not the staff. Factions allows players to fight for a cause, or merely for the sake of fighting. The world extends out from spawn in a circle of 10,000 blocks. This may be changed later, but seems reasonable for now. Remember… this is your world. Shape it as you see fit.

198.20.68.40

J.T FactionCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Votes:	5049	Rainbows Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

A friendly minecraft server with factions and lots of plugins we are still looking for staff.

162.218.116.179

mocreatures.pl

Factions, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Towns Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Zombie Dances:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

Mo’Creatures 1.7.2 Survival Server SkyWars, Plots, SkyBlock, Pets, LavaSword, Parkour and Factions no VIP , Free Server requires : MoCreatures v6.2.0-DEV-R2

mocreatures.pl

DivinityCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

DivinityCraft is a one of a kind survival server. It has unlimited Factions PvP, custom-made world and a realistic economy that makes any profession possible. Our only rule is that members do not behave in a way that harms the community, like cheating or acting immature. Everything else is allowed, including griefing and killing.

The most important part of the Divinity experience is the realistic economy. Much like in Vanilla, minerals such as diamond, gold or iron is used as currency. We originally used a virtual currency system together with a dynamic virtual market, but we decided to go back to old roots again. Currency is now something physical, something real, instead of being a made up number. This can be used to purchase goods from other players, either directly or through shop-signs in cities or trade-hubs.

Only want to raid other factions? Crush them, take their valuables for profit; invest in new gear and enchantments. If you’re good at building grinders, you can make a living out of gathering XP, enchanting items and selling them. If you’re the more peaceful type you can even for example work as an animal breeder, get spawn eggs from them by killing them and sell them for profit. With a realistic economy the possibilities of how to make money and play on the server are almost endless.

DivinityCraft.dyndns.org

Primacraft LOTR

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

A Server based on the Lord of the Rings.

Join and become a Knight of Gondor, or a Rider of Rohan, and look for the Ring. You could become a simple farmer or miner, to becoming a feared Nazgul.

Join today and fight for the Battle of Middle Earth

primacraft-pvp.com