Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

play.p-n.ca

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3307	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Cracked.Lunar.Network

The Durbin Dungeon

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

The Durbin Dungeon

We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

durbindungeon.mine.nu

Craft Networks

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

mc.craft-rp.net

Prometeus

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	7624	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Prometheus

93.91.250.137:27530

Kaizen Worlds

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	2373
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
New Chunks Explored:	436914	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Kaizen Worlds is a 6-year-old survival server for people of all ages.

Main features of the server: Towny for player grouping and land claims MCMMO to level up skill and gain new abilities shops to ear and spend in-game money creative plots in a separate world, in case you want to take a break from mining or want to test out a build idea regular build competitions that can earn you goodies And much more.

Important note! Players on our server come from all over the world, are of all races, cultures, and genders. As such racism, sexism and homophobic behavior are not tolerated.

mc.kaizen-worlds.net

PurePvP

Factions, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	7292	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Vote for PurePvP

108.170.3.178

Chorus Craft

Fun, KitPvP, Minigames, new, PvP, Server, Skywars, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Mines Excavated:	4709

Nowadays every other server seems to be a Hypixel Clone… Join us on “mc.choruscraft.net” for a fresh perspective on the classics and unique new game concepts!

mc.choruscraft.net

NobilityCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Nobility Craft was created to be a unique and enjoyable place to play, that doesn’t have some of the drama and restrictions that other servers have. We are a more mature/adult themed server. While this doesn’t mean “No kids allowed”, some profanity is allowed here, so do not play here if it offends you. Racism, discrimination, and harassment are absolutely NOT allowed on this server!

Server Owner: Eledore

NobilityCraft server is running on two high end dedicated machines and has virtually no lag.

nobilitycraft.com

CreativeInfinity

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to CreativeInfinity – a Minecraft server for builders that allows your wildest creations to come to life. Discover a friendly community of like-minded players that’s open and accepting of everyone. Design, build and share without any boundaries beyond those of your imagination!

Join us today on creativemc.world

creativemc.world

KraynickCraft

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	4969	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

KraynickCraft Needs Some Extra Members. We Have A Responsible Staff And Friendly Members. Recently We Have Added A Factions, A New Spawn And Updated To 1.7.5 And Need Some Help From New People For New Stuff. We Plan On Adding A PVP Arena And Spleef. What We Can Do Is Turn KraynickCraft From A Great Server, To An Awesome One. So Join Today!!

198.143.146.205

BuildatNight

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Build at Night is a building focused, semi-vanilla server with a friendly active player base and a mature staff. Ranks and additional permissions are earned by building structures, we do NOT take donations. The main world is Survival. Contests are usually held in a separate Creative world.

buildatnight.com

Licence to Mine

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

FUN! MINIGAMES! ECONOMY! MANY MANY THINGS! FRIENDLY A survival server with a central spawn teleporting you to your choice of biome, featuring no fall damage, no block damage from mobs, no fire spread, and more. There’s self-serve security, a basic economy, custom drops, and access to multiple commands including sethome, home, spawn, and for registered members, teleporting commands! Tons to do, like learning how to capture horses! Parkour in our temple of cats! Mature players are welcome anytime! Come live it up with us!

licencetomine.tritonone.com

minecraft eudia server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version

minecraft.eudia-webber.eu

XbrosMC Survival

Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Towns Built:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!

198.24.171.30