Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3526
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Hysteria Factions

Factions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Hysteria Network [1.7.x – 1.8.x]

“Factions to it’s Limit” – Factions Factions has potion based pvp with custom gapple effects and a gapple cooldown. There are KOTH events and 1v1 duels! It features McMMO and Cannon based raiding! Come check it out!

hyfactions.net

Slick2Craft

Economy, Factions, Prison

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Slick2Craft is a brand new community in Minecraft! are goal is to get 20 players Daily!

We have Faction We have Prison We are still looking for more plugins to add! You can apply for staff at are website!

Server Ip : Slick2Craft.mcph.co

Website: slick2craft.enjin.com

Skype : MonsterrDeBeast

slick2craft.mcph.co

EpicPVP

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ores Mined:	5573	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Please don’t join EpicPvP. It’s a cracked server which had steal eveverything from other servers. You can play the games on EpicPvP on other server much better.

EpicPVP stole from – GommeHD – HiveMC – Hypixel – Mineplex

and much more!!!

The english on EpicPvP is so bad as mine.

EpicPvP.org

LoneWolves

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	260490
Chimeras Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	9316	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	16

-=LoneWolves (1.7/1.11)=-

Welcome to LoneWolves!

LoneWolves is a faction pvp server, with a vanilla experience. Established early 2012, we are a home to many players, new and old. Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on LoneWolves today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Hang out with us on the forums: http://lonewolvespvp.net or chat with us on our Discord – IP: http://discord.me/lonewolvespvp

Minecraft server IP: lonewolves.net

See you there!

lonewolves.net

ClanCMNC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	194

Description: Dissident Powers is a server built with custom plugins to enhance survival Minecraft without detracting too far from Vanilla gameplay. Our server is a small community of members that like to have fun. The server is split into two main worlds, one which is primarily for building (Overworld), and another which is for mining, fighting, and questing (Adventure World). The Adventure World allows you to push your skills to the limit by choosing a difficulty level while at the same time giving you bonuses. We’ve expanded the long-term goals of Minecraft by adding in a lot of new features (see below) that improve upon standard survival. Over 1,000 hours has been spent in coding features. Rules: No griefing, cheating, flaming, or being overly-annoying are allowed. Swearing is fine. “My little brother did it!” excuses will get you forever banished. Creative mode is not allowed (admins only use it for fixing grief or moderating). Certain types of exploitable farms have been disabled or nerfed (exp, iron golems).

mc.DissidentPowers.com

XenoFlux Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Hello Everyone,

My name is Fred/Frederick and i form one half of the XENOFLUX Gaming Community Management Team. XenoFlux is a multi-platformed gaming community which was created in July of 2014, when we opened our first Minecraft server. Since we have had different minecraft developments and would like to introduce our newly developed server and experience.

Survival 1.0, is a newly developed survival experience which allows players to build, roam or do as-ever they please as long as they follow our very simple ruleset. We are not a community based on generating money, instead we want to make a community with you guys in mind. If you wish to make a suggestion that impacts the server then tell us and we’ll consider inputting it, we always welcome new ideas and players into the community.

play.xenoflux.com

FrequencyRaids

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Votes:	9590
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Hello guys today I Will be Showing you a server of my own……………. It Will be fun we don’t need staff yet and Random crap tim MIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAxu9hh5bZlnvU/WTjq8vIZqt41oFzUM058GjATgRe4df9SE6ndbPhsjH1ntOSbg4BjCJMfFK3CWFH4paDaEBYILD5MJhPd11rW9rUE//cvbZCGrMQpmAvRaafpouCOpZlrglTcTLjN95uWDDNU2jqegMKqnVGn3HkQHVDtPTj14/SRsk/ML8ZlRVyHDd2FgJhZ1f78y451x4QJvq50ZQf7TanlbVaYgXngdIlVH0HLCn7BTpvUfrKutEVqly0IvYuHbGsHPaVNRtqkb8ccy7tVT2fUNUOZLCN9vNTBGg4NYNkHYgdt9cjHc4hl28K3YKjNS7Y7hE+Bo9BxnIhllsdWQIDAQAB

frequencyfactions.mcph.co

Mortal Craft

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Various Warps, Various Factions, Challenging Survivals, Fun Clans, Challenging Tracks and Fun Events We are waiting for everyone to our server… OUR FOUNDERS:CraftBoyGC Flyarrow GAM2003(assistant) CONTACT:eren.st1

46.20.1.98:1145

Mellumcraft

Creative, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Towns Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Mellumcraft want to join the server it here is the ip: Mellumcraft.mcpro.eu Please vote for the server 😉

Mellumcraft.mcpro.eu

The Storm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Server IP: ts-mc.net

**Dedicated server** 24/7 uptime, with notifications to all staff members when downtime is detected through a third-party service

**Mature staff** All of our staff members have been trained both on our server and through previous experience on other servers they have worked for

**Nightly backups** Our server automatically restarts and creates an off-site backup to ensure that we will always have a recent backup in case of emergency

**Experienced** I’ve been a member of the server owner community for 5 years now. I’ve worked for several servers as a web developer and system administrator. I don’t plan on abandoning the game anytime soon.

ts-mc.net

TDM PVP Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Runes Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Basic Bukkit PVP Survival server with mcMMO, mcjobs, Stables, GlobalMarket, and a few hand-rolled mods. The server is primarily staffed by developers, so broken things get fixed quickly!

Multiverse is installed, with a naturally generated Creative mode for the times you get bored or want to test something out before trying it in “the real world.”

Currently in progress, we’re working on some more activities for players to pursue, including importing some work from other people, and some of our own mini-games as well.

mcpvps.thedailyman.org

Valhalla

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	498024	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4278	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Valhalla is a survival store server. Few plugins and Zero lag. Great Admins and Mods with players that are always willing to help and/or answer any questions. It’s just like what minecraft should be essentially it’s vanilla except with stuff people have always had like bartering, trading, and selling goods. It’s counter intuitive to not have stuff like that IMO. There is a short prison stay about 30 minutes to 1 hour just to weed out griefers and believe me it works. In prison you work for your freedom. Once out you do whatever you want. Including being a guard at the prison or just running around and building, that’s up to you. We only have one rule, don’t take or break aything you didn’t build. Break that rule and you are banned,

valhalla.sx

GTAPlanet

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Do you love Minecraft? Do you love GTA? Well you’re going to love the amazingly unique GTA Planet! This server is unlike any GTA server before with custom content implemented and lots of custom content to come it will give you fun for hours! Go around killing people, stealing things and becoming the biggest gangster on the server!

mc.gtaplanet.net

Autcraft

Mini Games, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Autcraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server for children (and adults) that have autism and their families. What this means is that if you or a family member has autism and you own the computer version of Minecraft, you can register and apply to be put on the whitelist and play with other people just like you. Waiting time for assessment of applications is approximately 1 week.

Autcraft was created by Stuart Duncan (aka AutismFather in game) who not only has autism himself but also a child with autism as well. The server is administrated by adults that include autistics, parents of autistic children or a family member of someone with autism. There are also “Helpers” that include “jrhelpers” which are children that prove to be responsible, positive and helpful with people; and “srhelpers” which are adults that demonstrate some knowledge of the game as well as being respectful, responsible and helpful.

Some features of Autcraft: Bullying, killing, stealing, griefing, etc is not tolerated Swearing is not tolerated In game ticket/support system. Need an admin to do something, stand where you need the help and use /modreq Players builds are protected using WorldGuard. Ask an admin for protection All kills, blocks placed, blocks broken, items dropped, picked up and more are tracked so that we can see exactly what happens anywhere A few mini-games including hide and seek, mob arena, spleef and more Community Wither fights and other events

mc.autcraft.com

ChasmCraft

Creative

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	4420
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	198034
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	3495	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Thanks for checking us out! Read below for more information on the server! Be sure to read the rules as well!

ChasmCraft Rules/Guidelines:

ChasmCraft has a few basic rules like no hacking and no disrespect but the main rule is no griefing of any kind! If you’re found guilty of griefing we will ban you permanently.

What makes ChasmCraft different:

ChasmCraft uses only the best of the best plugins and also includes multiple custom plugins. ChasmCraft has active admins that are always willing to help you out within reason.

Join us and check it out, and if you don’t like the server don’t be scared to leave a comment on why you didn’t like it, we may just improve based on your feedback.

play.chasmcraft.com