so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Towns Built: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Emeralds Found: 6465 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Alien Abductions: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Wilderness Tamed: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Supremecraft

    Supremecraft

    Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 8520
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Towns Built: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 212 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 7259
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9793
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 9162
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 118 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Animals Bred: 23 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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