so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 38 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PotatoCraft

    PotatoCraft

    New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LotsOGames Network

    LotsOGames Network

    LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Horizon RPG

    Horizon RPG

    HorizonRPG 1.18.2

    Dungeons McMMO Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims

    IP: play.horizonrpg.net

    Welcome to the future of gaming, we innovate Minecraft to the next level.

    Join up now to be able to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, complete dungeons with friends take over the server and build a kingdom.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Deepslate

    Deepslate

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calzones Quarry

    Calzones Quarry

    Created by Minecraft players, for Minecraft players. with years of experience and knowledge I bring you the masterpiece that is this server. With a small host of classic plugins and a little elbow grease I nurtured life into this playground. Now I extend this invitation to join and be apart of a sparking community. See you soon!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Gods Slained: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TKCraft

    TKCraft

    From 1.19.4 to 1.20.X | [TK]Craft IP: tekaz.net

    SurvivalOP is a modality where you will find custom biomes, custom villages, custom items, ranks, economy, pvp, custom bosses, trade, clans and many more!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/wwQuNAsF5w

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1520
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ferox Reborn

    Ferox Reborn

    Do you remember of Ferox, the friendly, non grief survival based server ? It is back! If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Emeralds Found: 6952

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GHOST.lv SMP

    GHOST.lv SMP

    -Nice Spawn – PVP Arena – RTP – NPCs – Creates – Skills – Auction – Coin Shop – Bank – Claimland – Parkour – Sky Battle – Survival SMP server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JiggyCraft

    JiggyCraft

    [1.20+] JiggyCraft is one of the Greatest Streamer networks in the world with the most popular game modes! With over a decade of games you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • MiniGames• and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Michael Nugg Smp

    Michael Nugg Smp

    A very fun smp to play it has many custom recipes and events.It has dungeons,jobs and economy. Join Michael nug smp and have fun.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mystical Network

    Mystical Network

    A Minecraft network server established in the Philippines, aiming to create an Asian Network server, to create a fun, peaceful, fair gameplay experience, and social community engagement!

    And we 100% preserve your progress, we treasure your dedication to playing here, as part of making our history in this server!

    In Mystical Network? We value our players 🙂

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Snorlex

    Snorlex

    hey there everyone, Snorlex will be back and running this thursday 25th of January. If you guys would like to play along side us, come and join our discord for more news :). Yes this is a full reset except for house builds that players have built in the town as they are permanent, same with new upcoming players if you build your houses there as long as you’re active your builds will be permanent. We welcome everybody, we have a lot of events coming up during the first week of release so make sure to come and join!

    Here are some sneak peaks of some new contents/buildings in our pixelmon

    Server is essentially non-pay to win other than our ranks. We dont sell any pokemons, we do have pokemon crates but they are only obtainable through, tournaments/events!

    Other than the ranks we do sell cosmetics for your characters to support our server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ores Mined: 709
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZRGCloud

    ZRGCloud

    we have 10 ranks buyable with in-game currency, We offer just 2 ranks to be bought real money.* Player-Warps – Set your own Warp * Player Particles – Create your own custom Particles * Core Arena – Fight waves of mobs and earn rewards * Player-Shops – Create your sweet dream shop * Spawner-Collectors – Lets see how OP you are! * Jobs – Select your job today, Master it…. * Grief-Prevention – Protect your land today! * Rank-up – Can you get up to RANK GOD… * Quick-Shop – Easy to create your own today.. * Mob-To-Eggs – What is your Favorite Creature?  * Resource Worlds – No need to reset the main world or end or nether. Only the Resource Worlds. * So much more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7422 Players Killed by Monsters: 2506
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StealBlock

    StealBlock

    Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft experience with our unique StealBlock mode, designed for those who crave the thrill of strategic gameplay, base building, and epic spawner heists! Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled journey filled with daring heists, massive bases, powerful alliances, and a world where every block is a potential target.Dynamic Heisting: Plot and execute daring spawner heists to steal the most coveted loot from your rivals. Plan your moves carefully, outsmart your opponents, and emerge victorious as the ultimate heist mastermind.Massive Base Building: Unleash your creativity as you build colossal bases to fortify your stolen spoils. Construct impenetrable fortresses, elaborate defenses, and secret passages to protect your treasures from would-be thieves.Team Up for Dominance: Form alliances with fellow players to create unstoppable teams. Strategize, communicate, and conquer the StealBlock world together. Your success depends on the strength of your alliances and the bonds you forge with your teammates.Crates and Rewards: Unlock exclusive rewards and rare items by opening crates scattered across the server. The more daring your heists, the greater the treasures you’ll uncover. Will you be the one to discover the most coveted loot?Ranks and Prestige: Climb the ranks of infamy and become a legendary figure in the StealBlock universe. Showcase your skills, earn prestige, and unlock powerful perks that will set you apart from the rest.Fair Play and Challenges: While the thrill of stealing spawners is at the core, we prioritize fair play and challenges. Engage in exciting competitions, face tough opponents, and revel in the satisfaction of outsmarting your rivals.Embark on a journey where cunning strategy, teamwork, and audacious heists define your success. Join StealBlock MC today and become a master of the art of thievery in a Minecraft universe where every stolen block tells a tale of triumph!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Star Shards Collected: 259 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bhoot MC

    Bhoot MC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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