so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 852

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Cobblehaven

    Cobblehaven

    Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • McCaverns

    McCaverns

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PandaCraft

    PandaCraft

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Runes Activated: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Renatus Network

    Renatus Network

    Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TANOMI

    TANOMI

    You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Villages Defended: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Star Shards Collected: 86
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Star Shards Collected: 144
    Alien Abductions: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineFrost Network

    MineFrost Network

    MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DemonsLand Season 3

    DemonsLand Season 3

    Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 648
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MCSugars

    MCSugars

    MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Ores Mined: 7736 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MitoloskaSLO

    MitoloskaSLO

    Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NiftySMP

    NiftySMP

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ores Mined: 7239
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyMynes

    CraftyMynes

    Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 108
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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