so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	318866
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MomCraft Ultimatum

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Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2873

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, hindsight, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, Life skills, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoPvPNoProblem, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, smp, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1419	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

Active, Atlantis, Community, Dedicated Staff, Discord, dreams, Events, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Land Claims, long term, mob farms, No Griefing, No Wipes, Player Economy, Player Shops, redstone creations, Resource Gathering, Server Rules, Survival, True, Vanilla, vanilla server, wet

Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

blue helmets, BlueHelmetBorderPatrol, border, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, evacuation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Monitoring, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, Request, SECURITY, Tension, UN, united nations, United Nations Peacekeeping Force

so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Balance Blunder Data Mine

aging, balance, blunder, Circumstances, Context, data, Elderly, Falls, health, losing balance, Monitoring, older adults, Prevention, real-time data, recall, research, researchers, Safety, study, Technology, Understanding, voice recorders

join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Waffcarui Minecraft server

Article, Beginners, Clans, comfort, Community, Decorative items, Development, donation, Donations, Economy, Events, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, paid plugins, Pets, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Reliability, Roleplay, RPG, rules, Russian, Seasons, Server, Stability, subscription, Survival, Tested, texture pack, Whitelist

Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

animated series, bronies, cartoon, elements of harmony, equestria, fan community, Fandom, friendship, friendship is magic, horse lovers, Kindness, Laughter, long tail tags: my little pony, loyalty, magic powers, magical creatures, mane six, Minecraft, Official, pony, Princesses, smp, Thread, tv show, unicorns

Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	6348
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Creepers in My Blocks!

afraid, anxiety, biggest fear, blocks, concern, CREEPERS, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, fright, Future, Insecurity, mental health, Panic, Phobia, Scared, stress, Terror, unknown, Vulnerability, worry

Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

OilRaiders2020

Updated October 6, 2024

MomCraft Ultimatum

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NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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Server: CreeperPeevez

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MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Updated October 6, 2024

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Updated October 6, 2024

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

Updated October 6, 2024

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

Updated October 6, 2024

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

Updated October 6, 2024

Balance Blunder Data Mine

Updated October 6, 2024

Waffcarui Minecraft server

Updated October 6, 2024

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

Updated October 6, 2024

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Creepers in My Blocks!

Updated October 6, 2024