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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Farms Harvested:	520	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Votes:	353
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	789

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Villages Defended:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	608	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	9100	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	78
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	338	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	247	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Animals Bred:	102
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	361	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crops Grown:	9415	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37