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EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Brainy Heights & Spiders

anxiety disorders, brain activation, brain regions, Brainy, fear analysis, fear neuroscience, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear patterns, fear perception, fear processing, fear research, fear response, fear studies, fear triggers, Heights, mental health, neuroscience, phobias, Psychology, scientific research, social threats, Spiders

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Towns Built:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PuffleLand

Survival, Vanilla Survival EssentialsX Builds Plugins Creative Minigames PvP Economy Skyblock Factions Roleplay Quests Redstone Parkour Mods Farming Exploration Adventure Community

This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UnBit

Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mods, survival server, UnBit, virtual

Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

Adventure, Bosses, building, casinos, Community, creativity, Duels, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, HIGH, inspiration, Jobs, MAGICAL, No Dupe, Parties, Pirate, Quests, Races, Stability, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

forced, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Minecraft, no pol, no porn, no vidya, productive members, Server, society, tards, vidya

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	6276

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cool Minecraft SMP Name

Cool, heavyweight champ, Minecraft, smp, ufc, undisputed champ, world champ, wwe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DadSnatchedVacayFUN

anger, aruba, birthday trip, Confrontation, DadSnatchedVacayFUN, exclusion, family divide, family dynamics, family vacation, favoritism, instagram, Jealousy, Sadness, secret trip, Siblings, spoiled, unfairness, vacation, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18