| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6460 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3157 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 70 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2596 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2923 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 44 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9497 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3327 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4485 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 135 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2556 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9739 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 645 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9913 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4775 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2935 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7300 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 691 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 184 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4995 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 287 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2723 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6637 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7626 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2238 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4185 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2434 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
