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AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming league for the popular multiplayer online battle arena game League of Legends. Established in 2011, it features professional teams from around the world competing in regular season matches and tournaments for cash prizes and glory. The league has a dedicated fanbase and is widely considered one of the most prestigious esports competitions in the world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	133	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

🌟 Harmony Falls: Where zombies sing in perfect harmony and creepers tell dad jokes! 🌟

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Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience for players of all levels. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, there’s something for everyone on Harmony Falls!

Features

Proximity Voice Chat
Towny & Economy
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join Harmony Falls?

A: Simply connect to our server IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

A: No, PvP is optional and can be toggled within the server.

Q: Are there any ongoing events or competitions on Harmony Falls?

A: Yes, we regularly host events, tournaments, and competitions with prizes for participants.

Q: Can I create my own town or clan on Harmony Falls?

A: Yes, players can build their own towns or clans, establish relations with others, and engage in trade or warfare.

Q: What can I expect from the Anniversary update?

A: Stay tuned for exciting new features and content in our Anniversary update coming soon!

Q: Where can I get more information or connect with the community?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s to meet other players and stay updated on server news.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	2960
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our virtual blocky characters like the celebrities they truly are! Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is mining diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us for a chance to become the richest virtual YouTuber in the land, with sponsorships from virtual companies that will make your virtual bank account overflow with virtual cash. Who cares about real-world problems when you can live out your wildest virtual fantasies in our server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to worry about how companies treat vtubers when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3394	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ludum Date Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with octo games, where you can battle octopuses and conquer the underwater world like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have tentacles, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Ludum Dare a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DoggoDramaServer

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Picture this: a 2-bedroom Minecraft world filled with 1 cat and 3 chihuahua dogs who are running amok! These animals have no training and do their business wherever they please, just like true rebels of the blocky world. But wait, there’s more! The owner, a feisty 56-year-old Minecraft player, is dead set on getting a 4th dog, despite the chaos already reigning in her virtual apartment.

Join us as we navigate through the drama and chaos of this wild Minecraft server. Will the animals ever learn to behave? Will the owner finally see the error of her ways? And most importantly, will the 4th dog tip the scales of insanity even further? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	289	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

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Alysia SMP Overview

Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

Features
Proximity voice chat
Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
Small content updates
QoL mods like Jade and JEI

Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
How many players are usually online?	There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
Are there community-driven events?	Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
Can I join solo or with a small group?	Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	8518
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Animals Bred:	98
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!