Obsidian Addicts United

addicts, BIZARRE, compulsion, Curiosity, fascination, Fixation, habits, Mystery, Obsession, obsidian, odd, peculiar, people, perplexing, perplexing behavior, Psychology, puzzling, Quirk, strange behavior, Understanding, Unexplainable, United, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Towns Built:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	8054
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	4966	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Farms Harvested:	606
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	359	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6746
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Animals Bred:	121

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	264
Farms Harvested:	887	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Towns Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Villages Defended:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Players Killed by Monsters:	2168	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3141
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!