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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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