NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	7944
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Dragon Eggs Found:	4221	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Star Shards Collected:	234	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Emeralds Found:	5121
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Towns Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	8704	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	7763
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8910	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com