NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Animals Bred:	51

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	16	New Chunks Explored:	523642
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	8729
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Towns Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.