| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.
And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!
So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Farms Harvested: | 177 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Welcome to Kriegcraft!
a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.
some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)
– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 424 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
