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On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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