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Cash Money Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

basement, Courteous, Cult, extended family, family, Financial, firm, Girlfriend, guardian, House, Inheritance, Job, law school, NephewCraft, Nephews, parents, Religious, renovation, respectful, sisters, SisterSquad, Spoil, Students

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5778	Star Shards Collected:	202

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	1473
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyHalalCafe

CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5389	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	2822

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Survival Horizons

active server, Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Environment, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, ip address, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Survival, Survival Horizons, survival server, Website, Welcoming

Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	255
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, forgefilled, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Newest, Pigs, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	9206
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mines Excavated:	2380	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Items Found:	2708	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Void Gems Collected:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	8032
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Items Found:	6748
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1