LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Alien Abductions: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
Dragons Tamed: 7 Towns Built: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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