| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.
Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?
Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6249 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 102 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.
come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6277 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 9052 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 461 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.
So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 366739 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 182 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.
Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 242 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!
So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9531 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
