Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Love Letters Sent:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2625	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1154	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	828446	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1471

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	1092
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	3769
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Emeralds Found:	6714	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.