Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1766	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Falling into the Void:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	3907
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Animals Bred:	192
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4041	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	7383
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	1241
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Potions Brewed:	186

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.