Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Magic Items Found:	1324
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2062	Dimension Hops:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	New Chunks Explored:	761990
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4045	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!