Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2697
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FerretFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Buildings Constructed:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	466672	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

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join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PorchPiratePunisher

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7334	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Emeralds Found:	2097
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crops Grown:	9133
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.