Nuktameron Vanilla Anarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Animals Bred:	17

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	178
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	171	Players Killed by Monsters:	4892
Ores Mined:	7880	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4197
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Votes:	394
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8204
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Animals Bred:	198	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	261
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5