so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Emeralds Found: 8669 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Potions Brewed: 83 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6597 Animals Bred: 52
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6133 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Towns Built: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Animals Bred: 99
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3164 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ChillCraft
    Server Type Survival
    Server Rules Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
    Description Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need Discord to join? It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
    Can I join if I prefer playing alone? While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors? There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
    How do I join the server? Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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