so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Holy Grails Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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