so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 8499 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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