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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Villages Defended: 17
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Potions Brewed: 107 Epic Shields Constructed: 23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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