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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Dimension Hops: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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