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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed: 61 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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