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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Love Letters Sent: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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