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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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