yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Emeralds Found: 1392 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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