So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
Meteorites Collected: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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