lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magic Items Found: 1819
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
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