lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Potions Brewed: 113
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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