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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
Falling into the Void: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8109
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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